I'm watching these two idiots on television struggling to control their huge black dogs. They let the dogs loose in a field which is surrounded by an electric fence. This is after the dogs have pushed their male owner in the fence and he's been shocked. Ha ha. These idiots communicate via walkie talkie (or totally FREAK OUT via walkie talkie, if you prefer) while the dogs romp around the field, having a great time. I've never seen anyone so daft and so frightened of their own pets. And then, they move onto cooking the three course meal for these dopey animals. I'm feeling like an immensely relaxed and chilled out person now. See, crap reality television has a purpose.